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Ava Sucks

Awkward. Southern. Future Cat-bitch. It's whatever.

"LOOK AT THE CAT"

me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)

(via the-pietriarchy)

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via solemnlyswear9)

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via fake-mermaid)

verylittlebird:

gotta aim the world’s largest fart machine someplace

snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

(via fake-mermaid)

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

image

ur school wins

(via thetowndrugdealer)

lamusicasalvavidas:

Death Cab for Cutie - A Lack of Color

(via sluttyoliveoil)

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principal for 3 hours

(via prestigiou5)