ava catherine

littlemedievalbitch:

evary cat is a little celebrity 2 me

(via griffys)

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sexhaver:

avantgardejazz:

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

(via joshpeck)

michaxl:

*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead

(Source: michaxl, via thebootydiaries)

mjalti:

marsixm:

heres the idea: instead of vogue magazine it’s vague magazine. all the editorials are blurry. models shot from 60 feet away. ads just say “buy it”. models hide behind trees and shrubs. you can’t tell what anyone’s wearing.

this is a lovely idea but man did I get excited for a second thinking it would be paragraphs like when azzedine alaïa saying no one in the history of fashion would remember Anna wintour. like the juice behind the designs

yeeeem:

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

• sniff
• fall off things
• Lick plastic (BAD trick)

(via sagihairius)

hinaofficial:

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

(Source: super-affection, via sagihairius)

stupidcommentdepository:

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

(via iv-fischer)

abolish-everything:

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

(via a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy)

beekeep:

when iCarly said “so wake up the members of my nation” she was referring to the proletariat gaining class consciousness, when she said “it’s your time to be, there’s no chance unless you take one” she was calling on us to break free from our chains and rise up

(via bibleofficial)

greenbaconmachine asked: Hey cat, I'm really stressed out about moving to my new apartment. Do you have any advice?

catsuggest:

to make new thinge familiar is simple: just rub your cheek upon each & every surface

beetledrink:

bittencrow:

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beetledrink:

i got my DNA test results and theyre negative

says im 97% cheddar bay biscuit

whats the other 3%

(via themeltingthot)

goodzillo:

using this website casually is like watching a remake of mean girls set in clown college

(via democraticsenator)

cheeso:

david attenborough:[to dramatic orchestral score] this is the biggest north-facing sandstone incline in the World…    and there is a very special Bug who lives here

me: wow

(via weeniebagel)