Ava Sucks

Awkward. Southern. Future Cat-bitch. It's whatever.


i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

(via thetowndrugdealer)


What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

(via awkwardvagina)


fun party idea:  tell everyone to come to your party and to bring 1 board game.  when they get there have each person play their board game by themselves in a different corner of the house


I don’t mean to be rude, but there is absolutely no way that I will ever like you.  My sons will never like your sons and their sons will never like your son’s sons.  My family will spit on your family’s crest, and war will ravage your dynasty for the rest of its miserable existence.  No offense


"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

(via fake-mermaid)




"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

(Source: galaxys4, via ahoyjay)


gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

(via ahoyjay)


do you ever feel like a plastic swag

(Source: psychopass, via orgasm)


oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

(via foodless)


a series of unfortunate eyebrows

(Source: ebunnies, via foodless)