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Ava Sucks

Awkward. Southern. Future Cat-bitch. It's whatever.

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via awkwardvagina)

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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(Source: square, via flaming-cunts)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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(via thistruckersatlas)

nintenclo:

my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

(via superwholocked-rising-pancake)

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

(via fake-mermaid)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via flaming-cunts)

railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

(via foxnewsofficial)

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via flaming-cunts)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

(via prestigiou5)

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via fake-mermaid)